Real Friends: A Comparison of Friendship Drafted for Me By My Real Friend Devon
A simple friend tries to get you out of physical altercation.
A real friend starts fights for you so you don't have to waste your breath.
A simple friend takes your property into consideration while partying in your residence.
A real friend breaks something every time he drinks.
A simple friend takes your picture for memories.
A real friend takes many picture and turns them into a hysterical Microsoft Powerpoint(R) slideshow.
A simple friend accompanies you to the gym for a workout.
A real friend has sparring sessions at 6 am. before work.
A simple friend taps you on the shoulder and watched in awe when he sees a fight break out.
A real friend screams at the participants of the fight, calling them "pussypants" or "retarded babies in the crib."
A simple friend will let you in throught the back door when the front door is locked.
A real friend will pry open the window and smash in the screen to let you in.
-I have shared many good memories with my friend. Thanks for the memories, Devon.
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