I, myself, am currently working on a new dissertation concerning the remnants of lost "warrior-ness". The glorious piece shall be entitled, "The Vestiges of a True Warrior" detailing my everyday life as a superior, individual entity.
The following are listed segments from my dissertation:
"Some have argued that mentality is conscienceness, which is our state of being. Those fools could not be more wrong..."
"Let me now switch gears and discuss the mysteries of the universe..."
"Perhaps I should start by answering the following question, "Who am I?" This is absurd, monkey talk..."
"On my last days, before death, I would expect a massive gathering of condolence based on my contribution to the world..."
"It was once said that the world had never before given birth to the likes of such ravenoustic, ultra babe with abundance in fruitility yet seemingly character flaws..."
"In concordance with..."
"I was never afraid. Never willing to accept the notion that fear really does exist, for how could one waste such precious moments of life..."