I am kind of a social butterfly. I enjoy romance and candlelight anythings. When alone, I like to build cabins out of blankets, pillows, couch cushions, and anything else deemed appropriate for the particular desired architecture. I often dream of running and hiding from the police or organized criminals out to get me. I rather enjoy these dreams, so I'm not sure what all that means. . . if anything. I hated to be the seeker when at play, and always felt secure in my speed and ability to get away if found. Sometimes I'd hide in obvious spots, positioned with the best escape routes. Options of returning to base were always preferred. But I digress.
In response to the fear Julie's picture of the little sunfish, I have decided to share one of my adventures with those who think they can handle the sight of a real monster.
You can follow this link to visit my freelance warrior website and see with your own eyes a true monster. Be scared, these kind of things DO exist!
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posted by Wolfman | 3:26 μ.μ.
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If you your name is on the following list,... fear.
Roland of Gilead
How could I forget you. You who took my real name and fangled it into what I am known by today! I curse you every morning to remember my hate and ready myself to destroy you if the gods or fated cosmos see to it that we encounter eachother that day. Why wait until hell? I will find you and the earch will learn of what violence really is! But I will wait until after you get married. Please tell Jamie I said hello and congratulations. Sleep well at night.
(I have posted a picture of Roland of Gilead at my freelance warrior website. If anyone has further information on the whereabouts of Roland of Gilead please notify me immediately!)
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posted by Wolfman | 1:16 μ.μ.
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A simple friend tries to get you out of physical altercation.
A real friend starts fights for you so you don't have to waste your breath.
A simple friend takes your property into consideration while partying in your residence.
A real friend breaks something every time he drinks.
A simple friend takes your picture for memories.
A real friend takes many picture and turns them into a hysterical Microsoft Powerpoint(R) slideshow.
A simple friend accompanies you to the gym for a workout.
A real friend has sparring sessions at 6 am. before work.
A simple friend taps you on the shoulder and watched in awe when he sees a fight break out.
A real friend screams at the participants of the fight, calling them "pussypants" or "retarded babies in the crib."
A simple friend will let you in throught the back door when the front door is locked.
A real friend will pry open the window and smash in the screen to let you in.
-I have shared many good memories with my friend. Thanks for the memories, Devon.
posted by Wolfman | 5:34 μ.μ.
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A friend of mine recently discovered that his views of life are all wrong.
He had been reaching for understanding when if fact this is uncomprehensible, and not to mention... Imposible!
I told him that rather focusing on the infinate of possibilities, try looking at what can be seen and appreciated.
He laughed at me and said, "Then I would be living the same as a chimpanzee. You would have me go back thousands of years in evolution?"
To which I rebuttled,
"You can see the light, but do not shine.
Like the moon you can only reflect that
Which is cast upon you.
Do not ponder this light, but
Embrace every living second of it
For it is ever present and ever changing
Like a river running
Be the rock amongst the waves of the ocean
Or a leaf carried in the swift current
Both are a part of this world
Falling in sinc with the way of nature
We are no different
We are not above, though we think
Primitive still we want to believe
Our seperation from life
Remember your physical body and
Accept pain with pleasure
Happiness and Sadness
The quicker you realize your emotions
Are all illusions,
The stronger you will become one
With everything outside of your mind
that is mentally intangable"
-Wolfmaster
posted by Wolfman | 1:33 μ.μ.
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I have discovered a fascination with a woman and depict it at my freelance warrior website.
What is this that I feel
I can not explain
But I do not care
I do not fear
I am
Happy
-Wolfman
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posted by Wolfman | 8:03 μ.μ.
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I have not been able to think or write recently due to a slight contusion on my knee. It has obsessed my mind. Those of you claiming to be intelligent will be able to understand where I am coming from. One fester is enough to occupy an eternity. Fortunatly the cause of my injury came with a great reward. I can now say I have wrestled with zombie lizard men and successfully put one into a rear naked choke!
I have post the picture at my freelance warrior website.
Here is the Link
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posted by Wolfman | 3:07 μ.μ.
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