Nature and Strategies

I have been recieving many personal emails regarding the key to understanding life's mysteries and ways to search for eternal life. One person inparticular aproached me in person and ask about the way of nature. I had him follow me to the place I keep my hammer and hit him on the head with it in a valiant overhead swing. "My friend," I said, "it would take more than one lifetime to learn all of the devious ways of nature, but if you must search here is your first lesson, a hammer to the head is an unpleasant experience!" The boy walked away with one hand on his head rubbing. I hope this helps the rest of you lost souls.