Newsflash

Apparently today is Christmas...

Notice: This Message

Let me clear some things up by saying the following; I am not the proverbial man shouldering a boulder up the hill. Think of me as the mountain creating the challenge.

Tender Generation

One disturbing thought before I retire for this moonless eve. I fear that the future American generations shall grow to men without oldman strength. The strength of grip and hardened body that is unmatched by younglings. Strength that is forged in the fire of hard living and hands-on work. Live and let live, ha, we shall see who is let to live indeed.

Howls the Wolfman,
Wolfman

What is to come?

I, myself, am currently working on a new dissertation concerning the remnants of lost "warrior-ness". The glorious piece shall be entitled, "The Vestiges of a True Warrior" detailing my everyday life as a superior, individual entity.

The following are listed segments from my dissertation:

"Some have argued that mentality is conscienceness, which is our state of being. Those fools could not be more wrong..."

"Let me now switch gears and discuss the mysteries of the universe..."

"Perhaps I should start by answering the following question, "Who am I?" This is absurd, monkey talk..."

"On my last days, before death, I would expect a massive gathering of condolence based on my contribution to the world..."

"It was once said that the world had never before given birth to the likes of such ravenoustic, ultra babe with abundance in fruitility yet seemingly character flaws..."

"In concordance with..."

"I was never afraid. Never willing to accept the notion that fear really does exist, for how could one waste such precious moments of life..."

A Triumphant Return!!!

I have always known that close encounters with death make one more appreciative in life, so when I say I have been to a far worse place than death, I can only cry out how glad I am to be alive!

Furthermore:
I would like to invite the general public to, once again, feel free and ask questions about life for if I can't tell you the answers then you have a bogus question. And for you pea-brains out there, you may read up on my suggestions and follow upon our discussions, but please don't write anything!

HInts & Tips:
Whispered, "If you think you may be a pea-brain you probably are."

Acknowledgements:
I have special thanks to those in the OSSFC or the "Online Shawn Snyder Friend Circle"
Reading through your journals has enthralled me to save you further embarrassment and give you all some good advice :)
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Shortly After

I am just barely alive...

Notice: April 6, 2005

I am not sure where I am right now, sorry if this doesn't help you.

Hints & Tips to a Better Life

Do not worry so much!